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I'm Olley. I fix guitars, I stream on Twitch, and I subject myself to cinematic torture.
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> The Workbench
This is where guitars come to be resurrected.
- Project 1: 1980s Ibanez with a neck warped worse than a banana.
- Project 2: Rewiring a Strat clone. Found a dead spider in the cavity. Kept it for tone.
- Project 3: Just cleaning fretboards. So much finger gunk.
> The Screening Room
We don't watch blockbusters here. We watch VHS rips of movies that bankrupt their studios.
| Movie Title | Rating (Out of 10) | Olley's Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Troll 2 | Nil. | They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOD. |
| Samurai Cop | Flawless garbage. | The wig changes length in the same scene. Cinematic masterpiece. |
> The Dustbin
Look, I rarely play video games anymore. But when chat forces me to, I make sure it's absolute agony.
> Live Cyber-Broadcast & Chat
Witness me soldering poorly in real-time. Make sure your QuickTime Player is updated!
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