OLLEY'S GUITAR & CINEMA SHACK > DIRECTORY
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Welcome to my Web Zone.
I'm Olley. I fix guitars, I stream on Twitch, and I subject myself to cinematic torture.
*** PARDON OUR DUST - THIS SITE IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION ***
Check the links on the left to navigate my domain. Don't forget to sign the guestbook before you leave, or else I'll know you lurked!
> The Workbench
This is where guitars come to be resurrected.
- Project 1: 1980s Ibanez with a neck warped worse than a banana.
- Project 2: Rewiring a Strat clone. Found a dead spider in the cavity. Kept it for tone.
> The Screening Room
We don't watch blockbusters here. We watch VHS rips of movies that bankrupt their studios.
| Movie Title | Rating (Out of 10) |
|---|---|
| Troll 2 | Nil. They're eating her! |
> The Dustbin
Look, I rarely play video games anymore. But when chat forces me to, I make sure it's absolute agony.
(TOTALLY SAFE NO SPYWARE GUARANTEED 100%)
> C:\GAMES\DRAGON_MUD.EXE
I coded this text adventure in pure JS while chugging Surge. My mom yelled at me to take the trash out while I was programming the parser, so if it breaks, it's her fault.
SYS: Type 'help' if you're a n00b.
DEV: Ugh, whatever. You are in a 'forest'. I didn't feel like drawing ASCII trees. The path goes north to Dragon Land. There is a sword on the ground but my inventory array is bugged so you can't pick it up. Go save some animals or something. What do you want to do?
> Live Cyber-Broadcast & Chat
Witness me soldering poorly in real-time. Make sure your RealPlayer is updated!